Friday, December 10, 2004

Please Stare at My Booty

Tonight is our office Christmas party. In most organizations, this event would be totally voluntary. However, in mine, not showing up means you could be on the unemployment line come Monday.

Why, you ask? Because the partners that run this shop are all arrogant enough to believe that their employees actually want to spend an entire day at the office on a Friday, only to run home, put on formal digs, and go spend the rest of the evening with the same mo-fos they’ve been secretly cussing out all week. Oh yeah, I’m really looking forward to it.

The only bright spot is the free drinks. Although last year, those free drinks snuck up on me, and I was throwing up about five minutes after I got back to the crib. One of the partner’s wives actually threw up at the party. At least my mishap was on the down low.

So, I’ll be going tonight. I’ll stay until dinner is over, and then I’m out the door. At that point, I’ll have to run back to my house, change clothes again and go to a real party. Unlike the Christmas party, I am looking forward to the after event.

As ya’ll already know, I am officially single again. So, I’m on the prowl for a date or two. Especially since my last man never had a dime to take me out. So, I guess I’m looking for the opposite of him.

Probably won’t find what I’m looking for though. Depending on how tipsy I am at the Christmas party, I might not even make it to the after set.

But, if I do, I promise you all I will be the finest Miss Thang in there. I’m wearing a seriously form-fitting dress that has lots of bright colors. You’ll be able to see my sexy ass from a mile away. I’ll swing my hips in the “come-hither” way I’m known for and hope for the best.

Oh God, now I sound arrogant. But I’m really just looking forward to having a pleasant evening. I want some attention tonight. Not the ass-grabbing kind, but rather the constant neck-turning kind. I just want someone to notice…

Wish me luck.

24 Comments:

At 8:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Hope you enjoyed the Christmas party and managed to get some 'attention' at the real after party ;-) Dr. D.

 
At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope the party went well girl. hope ya got some attention too. lol

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger NWJR said...

Of the very few things I miss about my old corporate job is the office Christmas party. Sadly, it was one of the highlights of the year for me. Of course in my case, the big bosses didn't show up, so the rest of us would get drunk and dish. Heh, heh.

Hope yours went well, and I hope your booty got the attention you think it deserved (in every way you think you deserved it!).

 
At 11:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:09 PM, Blogger JaG said...

With the right attitude you'll get ALL the attention!! Hehe!

Have fun!!

 
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