Friday, December 17, 2004

Great Advice For Getting Rid of a Blog Stalker...

In response to yesterday's post, my friend, JT, had this advice:

1. Tell this guy that you are in fact a post transgender patient
2. Find similar blog of post transgender patient or procedure site,
3. Give site address to stalker (for added funny make sure site is of someone of another color)
4. When he comes and says no way that is you for obvious reasons.
5. Inform stalker that miracles of science are performed daily
6. Have men's electric razor on desk, turn it on occasionally when you know he will hear it.
7. Have stalker see you walk into men's bathroom and come back out looking confused.
8. Never utter a word about site and wink at him every chance.


My favorite is number 6, since my stalker's office is right next to mine. I could close my door, turn on the razor and really freak out his nosy ass!

6 Comments:

At 9:40 AM, Blogger Fiber said...

Personally, I think you should just set up a new fake blog, and post on it about how you have the hugest crush on him, you hope he never reads your website, etc.
That should freak his ass out.

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Jdid said...

ha ha ha, i like fiber's idea

 
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At 3:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said:

1. Tell this guy that you are in fact a post transgender patient
2. Find similar blog of post transgender patient or procedure site,

Hey, please don't rag on us...I don't think you'd find THIS funny...

1. Tell this guy that you are in fact Black
2. Find similar blog of Black person.

Otherwise, you have a nice blog.

 
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